Monday, May 7, 2007

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

AT SCHOOL

I AM AT SCHOOL AND I AM IN LUCH TIME COMPUTING WITH THE LOVELY MS.NEVILLE (she's watching me) i hope every one is okay (the tech guys is watching) i am in danger(princepal is watching) go to go(getting in trouble.

HAVE GOOD DAY

joshua

STORY OF MY LIFE

i kill you


GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

I HAVE FINISHED MY NOVEL"DARK JUSTICE" written by Jack Higgins and it is a fantastic book about espionage and spooks on a hunt for terrorists.

AFTER A MUCH NEEDED ABSENCE I HAVE RETURN TO DISCLOSE MY DIABOLICAL PLAN FOR A MINI NOVEL I AM WRITING.LOL
TPTB (i.e. my teachers) have requested a story due mid year just after the holidays i intend to deliver.It has no criteria except for the page limit.

It is about Space eXploration similar to STar TREK but different with a new unltimate powersource and nit picking bosses with stupid opinions.
The only detail i will disclose is that the power source is "NANO SUB LITHIUM PLASMA". The plasma comes from space shuttles from past missions into orbit.
However if Plasma is mixed with magnesium and potassium is an explosive and 100 times stonger than a nuclear bombs.

Another story i am working on is A BRIDGE TO WISEMAN"S COVE which i have to write another chapter and i will let you know how i am going with that.

I and my family are well.
Stargate rating are climbing and my school grades are getting way way better A's and B's instead of F's..

Goodman YOURSELF.

joshua

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

hello again

Hello my minions,

I am very happy because i hav just received news that i can travell interstate to Western AUstralia at the end of the year.wooo hooo

i will party like its 1699

Saturday, April 14, 2007

HELLO KITTy

hello my people,

i hope everyone is doing well in there cosmic surroundings as i am.
My cat recently died and that i had to get used to and pretty quickly.
Anyway its not a big prblem although i got another cat well more like a kitten because my parents wanted to get one so my other cat didnt cry and scratch at the door wondering where my other act was.

The kitten's name is Gandolf the Grey after the Lord of the Rings character.
It is a name that was not originally picked for him as my parrents had, to there confession wanted to name him Garfunkal after the dynamic duo as my other white coloured cat is named Simon.
It to my protest was a silly name, Garfunkal is so silly and then to my suprise my sister said the only clever thing she had said all day, "How about Gandolf" after a few moments of persuasion my parents were inclined to givin to our whining hopeful and joy full faces.


Onto another matter I have recently discovered in the Stargate commentaries reference to a sex scene in the Siege i am not sure at this time to relivance of that but i am curious.
The oh so great Stargate convention with Don S. Davis is only 2 weeks away so "I'm Excited".

The Fremantle Dockers lost the Western Derby (not "Darby") in the Australian Football League
to the better team on the day the West Coast Eagles which is unfortunate but it is okay since the season has only just started and same time last year they were in the same position.

I also made a rather catchy movie about my Stargate Heros and Heroins being aliens and humans respectively.
I made it after watching Eddie Murphy's stand up commedy routine from 'back in the day' called "Eddie Murphy Raw" which has the catchy-est song for the end credits because the tune is very techno 80's in the era it was recorded of course but to me the soundtrack was just
outstanding. I made it because he in his routine mensioned gold diggers and women that take half men money when they divorce.I thought that a Stargate version would be a little funny so i made one. It is not all fncy but it suffices for my first world wide video.

i have the link for those bold enough to watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7mRISZlKiY


I bid you a good day and will blog on soon.

BLOG U LATER,
joshua

Thursday, April 12, 2007

MR. PRIME MINISTER

Mr. Prime Minister,

You are silly.
You cant change a light bulb its just a promise.

And since we are in an election year i find that i must speakout against your incidious claims that the Labour Government is selling out australia by using the future fund and to that Mr. Howard is a lie.
Labour is trying to dig us out of the hole that you have put us in with our country dependant on the U.S alliance for welfare.
You have put us into an age where our country doesnt have the proper and up to date technology like the Chinese or the U.S.A.
Slower computers limited mobile phones upping up interest rates and consequently killing our country by moulding our country to how it suits you.

I AM DISGUSTED TO BE AUSTRALIAN MR. PRIME MINISTER.
AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO AUSTRALIA

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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I HAVE VERY SAD NEWS TO REPORT.

My beloved cat died yesterday.
His name was Batman and he was hit by a car with a massive blood smear on the road outside my house.My parents to him to the vet clinic but after about 9 hours there was nothing they could do.

I took it pretty well i haven't even cried yet.
I just have fond memories and luckily the only recent picture so kudos to me and haha to my family because he was my cat. yes my cat.

My brother is still in Western Australia with a 35-40 degrees celcius heat.lol
Although he and myself are kind of used to that heat having grown up there.

I have recently seen a few videos of Stargate conventions to which contain Michael Shanks portraying a homosexual playing the part of Daniel Jackson and Jack O'Neill in the running gag of the Jack and Daniel slash relationship.
YOU ROCK MICHAEL , AND SO DOES STARGATE>

Joseph Mallozzi is one of the coolest EXECUTIVES in show business because he knows how to insight fear into fans and viewers alike with turmoil and killing of people aswell as putting viewers into dangerous situations.

OH HOW I WISH AUSTRALIA'S STARGATE COVERAGE WAS UP TO DATE..