Tuesday, April 17, 2007

hello again

Hello my minions,

I am very happy because i hav just received news that i can travell interstate to Western AUstralia at the end of the year.wooo hooo

i will party like its 1699

Saturday, April 14, 2007

HELLO KITTy

hello my people,

i hope everyone is doing well in there cosmic surroundings as i am.
My cat recently died and that i had to get used to and pretty quickly.
Anyway its not a big prblem although i got another cat well more like a kitten because my parents wanted to get one so my other cat didnt cry and scratch at the door wondering where my other act was.

The kitten's name is Gandolf the Grey after the Lord of the Rings character.
It is a name that was not originally picked for him as my parrents had, to there confession wanted to name him Garfunkal after the dynamic duo as my other white coloured cat is named Simon.
It to my protest was a silly name, Garfunkal is so silly and then to my suprise my sister said the only clever thing she had said all day, "How about Gandolf" after a few moments of persuasion my parents were inclined to givin to our whining hopeful and joy full faces.


Onto another matter I have recently discovered in the Stargate commentaries reference to a sex scene in the Siege i am not sure at this time to relivance of that but i am curious.
The oh so great Stargate convention with Don S. Davis is only 2 weeks away so "I'm Excited".

The Fremantle Dockers lost the Western Derby (not "Darby") in the Australian Football League
to the better team on the day the West Coast Eagles which is unfortunate but it is okay since the season has only just started and same time last year they were in the same position.

I also made a rather catchy movie about my Stargate Heros and Heroins being aliens and humans respectively.
I made it after watching Eddie Murphy's stand up commedy routine from 'back in the day' called "Eddie Murphy Raw" which has the catchy-est song for the end credits because the tune is very techno 80's in the era it was recorded of course but to me the soundtrack was just
outstanding. I made it because he in his routine mensioned gold diggers and women that take half men money when they divorce.I thought that a Stargate version would be a little funny so i made one. It is not all fncy but it suffices for my first world wide video.

i have the link for those bold enough to watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7mRISZlKiY


I bid you a good day and will blog on soon.

BLOG U LATER,
joshua

Thursday, April 12, 2007

MR. PRIME MINISTER

Mr. Prime Minister,

You are silly.
You cant change a light bulb its just a promise.

And since we are in an election year i find that i must speakout against your incidious claims that the Labour Government is selling out australia by using the future fund and to that Mr. Howard is a lie.
Labour is trying to dig us out of the hole that you have put us in with our country dependant on the U.S alliance for welfare.
You have put us into an age where our country doesnt have the proper and up to date technology like the Chinese or the U.S.A.
Slower computers limited mobile phones upping up interest rates and consequently killing our country by moulding our country to how it suits you.

I AM DISGUSTED TO BE AUSTRALIAN MR. PRIME MINISTER.
AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO AUSTRALIA

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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I HAVE VERY SAD NEWS TO REPORT.

My beloved cat died yesterday.
His name was Batman and he was hit by a car with a massive blood smear on the road outside my house.My parents to him to the vet clinic but after about 9 hours there was nothing they could do.

I took it pretty well i haven't even cried yet.
I just have fond memories and luckily the only recent picture so kudos to me and haha to my family because he was my cat. yes my cat.

My brother is still in Western Australia with a 35-40 degrees celcius heat.lol
Although he and myself are kind of used to that heat having grown up there.

I have recently seen a few videos of Stargate conventions to which contain Michael Shanks portraying a homosexual playing the part of Daniel Jackson and Jack O'Neill in the running gag of the Jack and Daniel slash relationship.
YOU ROCK MICHAEL , AND SO DOES STARGATE>

Joseph Mallozzi is one of the coolest EXECUTIVES in show business because he knows how to insight fear into fans and viewers alike with turmoil and killing of people aswell as putting viewers into dangerous situations.

OH HOW I WISH AUSTRALIA'S STARGATE COVERAGE WAS UP TO DATE..

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Stargate: Preservation


HEY GUYS CHECKOUT THIS STORY I WROTE.

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.


THE LAST FLEET. Concept: The concept of this episode is set for Stargate Atlantis. A few Ancients left Atlantis to stay behind on an Ancient outpost. Lt. Colonel Carter to McKay’s astonishment finds this out post in the Asgard knowledge base. She investigates some more and pin points its location and Lt Colonel Sheppard’s team goes to investigate along with Colonel Carter. As they soon discover that this out post was a Lantean design but was not of Atlantis’s former outpost planets.

Upon landing in the Outpost ferrying by Puddle Jumper via the Daedalus in orbit around the planet. McKay finds a fleet of ships that were dispatched to the Asgard Galaxy from the out post but never reached there destination as logs are cross checked with the corresponding Asgard meetings and events dictate. They take Daedalus abroad into Deep Space along the plotted course in the Ancient Outpost flight log.

They then come across the Nox and Asgard well a displeased faction of Nox and Asgard a float in space sending out an alarming distress call.


Earth is the fifth race according to the Asgard as Lt. Colonel Carter explains to Colonel Caldwell in agreement with Lt. Colonel Sheppard decide to respond
The Nox explain about there Hyper drive failure when fleeing the Wraith to the Asgard as well.

They also explain about there automatic weapons firing system that critically damaged 3 of the 5 ships that were part of the Fleet of Ancient ship and that the rest of the ships were destroyed.
The Nox automatically fired upon the Ancient Delegation without knowing they were firing on an allied civilization responding to the distress call.
This was subsequent to the overall damage to there Hyper drive and some other systems like cloaking that they needed to take no chances at possible enemies.

They also explain that the Asgard are too far away from their home galaxy and thought that to preserve their allies as a race it was best and to far out to go on or go back to stay behind. It is through quite easy negotiations that earth is allowed full access to the remaining 3 ships in hangers. In exchange for help in ferrying the Nox to their collective race. They are allowed to keep the ships.

Earth reciprocates with immediate help for the Nox using 2 Earth Deep Space Carriers the Daedalus and the Apollo along with their ship fixed. The person most directly responsible for fixing of the Nox ship is Dr. Zelenka and is given special praise from the Nox.
They Asgard go to earth with their allies for assistance although as their the last of their race and have never come into conact with earth directly they are cautious and very secretive.

Then earth realises that although they have made the alliance with the Asgard and the Nox the Asgard and the Nox have not been all to truthful about their survival and that the ships are useless because apart from the engines there is nothing useful in the ships as their parts and systems like shields, weapons and life support generators have been used and or broken in the ships.

Earths leaders and the I.O.A are not too worried because now they have more ships even if they have to install only Asgard systems they don’t have to worry about building the ships from scratch like they do with most other earth ships. Though they do however intend to work on the ships structure anyway to bring the to and past the standard of earth ships.

Although one ship is given to the Atlantis expedition fully equipped to the standard equal to the Daedalus its given a new status its new status is not Lantean warship it is now called the "Pegasus".

The other two ships are given special shields and lots more rail guns as the new Asgard energy weapon aboard the Odyssey is not yet adaptable to earth ships as the new Asgards, the remaining Asgards who were in stasis are not smart enough to adapt so quickly to the new technology and are also busy trying to clone themselves to sustain there race. They will not die of the Asgard plagued of physical degeneration as they have been in stasis there physical degeneration will not occur as they are not of they generation of the recent Asgard.


The Asgard clone more than their needed bodies to make way for some of the recently indisposed counterparts such as Thor and their Asgard Emperor Isis .
As his Emperor negotiates with Earths leaders directly for some of their technology back Thor then has more time to research their physical degeneration, and prolong his race with the help of other Asgard who he helps into becoming smarter and up to date with their technology.

Thor and the Asgard are given the Apollo as their new ship which will ferry them to a lonely planet directly in between Atlantis and Earth on the very outskirts of both the Milky Way and the Pegasus galaxy a planet that has only recently been found almost directly between Pegasus and the Milky Way 15 light years from the intergalactic gateway with no Stargate.


The Asgard are then given Cargo Ships which will help them ferry to the intergalactic gateway and back. Then they turn their attention to rebuilding their civilization.


HEY TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK>

Saturday, April 7, 2007

EASTER

HEY EVERYONE.

I am having a good easter and my brother is having an even better one because he is in cosy cosy western australia and i am very jealous but i will have to get through somehow because i have my turn to go later in the christmas holiday.

i posted some stuff to the talented Joe Flanigan and i'm not sure if he will get it but if he does i will be extremely happy.I did also post something to the great executive producer Joseph Mallozzi who is awesome.
I big shout out to Martin Gero the great writer of Stargate Atlantis who kills people in all his episodes.

have a good easter and i see you soon.
peace.
do it up like 2 in the cut.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

So im at school right now and i am in math class and the teachers not looking.lol
MAths and spred sheets are cool.
GOt video production soon and its gonna rockk.

aaaaaaah teacher.
gtg bye
2 moz 2moz

Sunday, April 1, 2007

what ever comes next?

The aim of my game was to go home..
So i chucked a sicky.

Hey guys use this formular..
Sharp pains in the side of your stomach.
Hot flushes and sore stomach..

it always works..

Anyway so i checked out Joseph Mallozzi's blog and he is a really big reader..
So here is my book list.Well at east for today..

A bridge to Wisemans Cove by James Moloney
its about a family that cant stay together and one by one the older people leave.
Leaving a 16 year old boy topick up the peices and look after his troublesome 10 year old.brother.

imagine that.
being an overweight, shy, ashamed, 16 year old boy and have to take care of your little brother,
work all day on a boat washing cars and living in a crappy excuse for a town and descent life.

Well enough about that book your just going to have to read more..

So today i chucked a SICKY and had my parents come and pick me up from school..lol
I am making a spaceship 2 minute mini movie that i think will really impress my teacher and it will have a bit of a Colonel Sheppard fell and if you wanna check it out wait until i post it in a few.

anyways Joe Mallozzi is the coolest.

peace out.
do it up like 2 in the cut.
joshua