Tuesday, September 11, 2007

i got a new EGO

This is the imaculate conception of my very 'ego', i just got it fresh from ebay c/o the local post office. This was after my unfortunate accident in which i was shot down and lost it completely.

After an imbarrasing display of poor form and a land slide loss in the opinion polls, losing ground constantly i found that the best way to boost my popularity with voters was with a good swindle.

So in true liberal party style i said the following "I have never backed down from a fight and i don't intend to do so now."

I called the liberal party election, and boy did i lose my credibilty at the debate, remember that unfortunate speech "Work choices is a choice for all Australians, and it is proving to be great in our booming econmy." to which Mr. Kevin Rudd replied " Shut up you old wolly, no one wants a cry baby, you might as well get out while you can, see if toupee Costello can handle the top job, YOUR FINISHED MR. PRIME MINISTER YOUR FINISHED!!!!"

I lost my ego, i am still in with a chance at the election and now.

After months of searching i found another 'ego' and bought, 9.95 USD on ebay, good condition and working fine. Now with my confidence back i am ready for the landslide loss and hope it's not too much of blow to my ego. This one should do me fine though, because i finally have Kim Beasely's ego, thanks KIM, can't lose another election if you got no ego can you fat boy, huh, huh, fatty boom-ba boy.

naa-ni-naa-na-naa-na KIM is a girls name, naa-ni-naa-na-naa-na

I'm John HOward good night.